Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

What is this song about?

I LOVE BELARUS!

Wow... being Belarusian makes you.... what? I'm not sure why Anastasiya Vinnikova loves Belarus so much because she doesn't really say so. There are vague ideas about flying over lakes (furr real) and fields made of gold, but that could be any country.



What's this crap about being "free, friendly and young"? Are there only young people who want to get down in Belarus? Yes honey we know you are all those things but your really limiting your Belorussian demographic when you only cater to cute people.

Singing about national pride is a cliché for Eurovision and it is to be expected. We will always see flags, native dress and hometown shout outs... It can be done tastefully and with sincerity.

Take for example Aremina's entry for 2009, Inga & Anush's song "Jan Jan"



YES! There is no mention of loving Armenia or Armenia is number one, but I feel Armenian when I boogie to this song. It's about the PEOPLE! Everybody move your body, dancing to the JAN JAN! People of all ages, professions and ethnicities are represented well in the video. They even stop dudes walking down the street. "Hey, stop what your doing it's time to JAN JAN!" I love this one! Inga and Anush could have sung this in their native language and it still would have translated.

Still one of my all time Eurovision favorites!

I have some catching up to do! We are close to being a month away to the final! Yippee!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

TWINZ!

We are seeing double here at Ameurovisiona! TWO pairs of twins are competing this year in hopes to be Europe's favorite siblings.

First is Ireland's male twin rap pop duo called "Jedward." Get it? John+Edward=Jedward. Genius! Wearing snappy suits combined with their blond quiffs Jedward might be a favorite of mine this year. The brothers are not the best of dancers but darn they look like they are trying hard. This is my kind of cheeky fun and anything would be better for Ireland than Dustin the Turkey.

YEAH JEDWARD!



Now from Slovenia these saucy pleather clad ladies are creatively named "TWiiNS" with two lowercase i's. Or is it ii's? TWiiiiiiiNS is how I say it. DAMN THEY ARE SEXY HOT HOTTIE TWINS!



It would make the song more exciting if they kissed each other during their performance. It's hot when two sexy sister ladies kiss. RiiGHT!?! But Jedward shouldn't. That would be weird... Who am I kidding? I would rather see Jedward suck face.

Wait... it's almost happening in this picture!



RENOB!

-Loruh

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Party Cinderella's are here.

I'm excited for Eurovision y'all!

Estonia wins so far for "English?" category.

I want to know what Rockefeller grove is?



I guess I just have to keep moving.

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Live tweets explained! What a good show

I have to say, this years show was amazing. I had a really good time watching it, despite the fact that I was packing up my things and getting ready to move. I should have thrown a party... Never make that mistake again!

Throughout the show I was on Twitter expressing my thoughts and opinions on the live show. Now I will explain everything here with video to support it. Enjoy! :-)

"Watching eurovision!! Live!!
2:03 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"

You can actually watch the entire show here: http://www.eurovision.tv/esctv/past?program=18373

"You know who I am rooting for! #eurovision
2:10 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


I put on my Iceland flag for the move :-)

"Ohh Moldova! I like you. #eurovision.
2:26 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"



Yeah they were one of my favz. The lyrics don't make any sense!!!! JUST GET AWAY FROM OUR LIFE

"Serbia, you are my new androgynous boyfriend! #eurovision
2:42 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


THIS WAS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THIS YEAR. Seriously... Marry me Milan. I love you.

"Greece, Opa? More like Barfpa. But I do enjoy your glow drums. #eurovision.
2:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


Yeah just as REDIC as you remember... I was freaking out during the voting because a lot of countries were giving Greece tons of points. I was going to eat my hat if they won.

"Turkey... WTF? #eurovision.
3:05 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


MaNga. Don't forget to capitalize the N. This shit got second place... SECOND PLACE! Why? Rock rap is coming back? Ugggh... So many strange things are going on at once in this video... I can't even begin to explain. I am speechless. I said it once and I'll say it again. WTF?


"Je ne sais quoi! Hera Bjork!!!!! Island! So good. #eurovision.
3:15 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone

Iceland Iceland Iceland! #eurovision
3:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone from Logan Square, Chicago"


YEAH GIRL! My favorite next to Serbia. Too bad Hera Bjork got 19th place. I think people are still pissed at Iceland for being broke and the volcano. WHATEVER still is a kick ass song.

"Ohh damn that was a good. Ukraine might win... Germany is up next! #eurovision.
3:20 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


At the time I thought this song was a typical Eurovision winner, but I knew Lena still had to come on. I AM TELEPATHIC! I like her voice. Maybe her message was too love mankind-y. Still 5th place ain't bad.

"Ahhlee ahhlee France! #eurovision.
3:22 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


I liked this one too! So fun! Only black people in the entire show. Proud booty shakers!

"Romainia!!!! So good. I am a sucker for this crap. #eurovision
3:27 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


In my top five for sure.


"Euhhhbarf. It sounds bad and it's boring... holy crap it just got weird!!! Russia? #Eurovision.
3:31 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


This one hurt my ears. AND I WAS CONFUSED! Watch around 1:20. That's when it gets weird. What are you doing, man?

"Yay Hera Bjork has a puffing volcano at their table #eurovision.
3:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"

I have to try and find a picture of this. During the contest panned a shot of Hera Bjork sitting, blowing kisses and waving. In the middle of her table was a volcano! It was erupting! So awesome.

"Oh Lena is so good! Germany!! #eurovision. Sorry if this annoying you.
3:39 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


Here is Lena after she found out she won! So cute. I watched clips from the contest in Germany and she was my favorite from the start! I am so happy she got first place... good song, authentic girl. She should probably eat a sandwich.

"We have to watch this crap again? Spain #eurovision
3:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"


Ok, so check around 1:11. Some weirdo went on stage and danced with the weirdo from Spain. THEN they decided to let Spain guy perform again at the end of the show since it was ruined by weirdo #1. I was pissed I had to listen to that crappy song again.

"My upstairs neighbors came down to watch the results of #eurovision song contest!
4:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"



I called from my window once I saw my upstairs neighbors Alissa and Stephanie walking around. I made them watch Eurovision. They loved it.


"Germany is killin it! Lena won! #eurovision
5:13 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone"

And at last we reach the end results of the show. So good. OK most importantly here are my top five from this year with their Eurovision placement.

1. Iceland -19th
2. Serbia -13th
3. Romania -3rd
4. Germany -1st
5. Moldova -22nd



DETAILS SOON ABOUT THE PARTY!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

OK!

WATCH IT NOW!!!!!!!!!


GO ICELAND!

Happy Eurovision Day! No party sad face...

Hi everybody. Sorry to say this but there will be no party this year. At least not today.

I am in the middle of moving, seems like all the people who attended last year had to move too. Work has been crazy. I've been going though some emotional blah blah blah.

Still. I will have it on in the background of my packing!

Check it out here yourself, install the plugin and you are good to go!

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/home

I will be updating throughout the day... distracting myself from the trials of adult life.

Love you!!!! Stay tuned and maybe we will have a late night Eurovision party after all.

-Laura